Why am I spending 3+ years studying for a Ph.D. - apparently I could just buy one:

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I do hope the spelling is better on my certificate though. And what are these "benéfits" they speak of? The PhDD sounds more tempting then the Ph.D. I'm currently working at - it has double the D and I'd be a doctoor. I wonder if anyone actually tries to buy one.